Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

They are very tame to me. God bless Noel, I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something with more bite and rage.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

A heartless hand on my shoulder A push and it's over Alabaster crashes down Six months is a long time Tried living in the real world Instead of a shell But before I began I was bored before I even began

Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.

I just feel that when all is said and done, I am not insane.