I don't dream about anyone - except myself

The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.

Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes, he never quite goes this low.

No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.

For the first time in my life the eternal 'I' becomes 'we', as, finally, I can get on with someone.