And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

I was wasting my life, always thinking about myself.

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.

My love, wherever you are - whatever you are - don't lose faith. I know it's gonna happen someday to you.

The Smiths was an incredibly personal thing to me. It was like launching your own diary to music.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.