He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.
I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.
Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.
Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?
I find shoes difficult to be ethical about.
There is no such thing in life as normal.