I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?
I lie a lot - it's really useful.
And though I walk home alone, my faith in love is still devout.
Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again.
I think I'm a realist. Which people who don't like me consider to be pessimism. It isn't pessimism at all. If I was a pessimist I wouldn't get up, I wouldn't shave, I wouldn't watch Batman at 7:30 a.m. Pessimists just don't do that sort of thing.