Robert Smith is a whingebag.

The Queen is the ultimate dictator.

I've gone through managers like people go through shredded wheat. Nobody looks after you.

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

My love, wherever you are - whatever you are - don't lose faith. I know it's gonna happen someday to you.

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.