If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.
The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.
You either approve of violence or you don't, and nothing on earth is more violent or extreme than the meat industry.
Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
No British politician has ever been more despised by the British people than Margaret Thatcher.
Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.