I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.

Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

The heart has a heart of its own.

We Hate William and Kate

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

My parents were worried about me, certainly when I became so deeply interested in music and people like the New York Dolls who, at the time, were very peculiar indeed.