Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.

They are very tame to me. God bless Noel, I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something with more bite and rage.