Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.

Popular music is slowly being laid to rest in every conceivable way... the ashes are already about us if we could but notice them.

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

I'm not very good at being dull.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.