I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

A heartless hand on my shoulder A push and it's over Alabaster crashes down Six months is a long time Tried living in the real world Instead of a shell But before I began I was bored before I even began

Popular music is slowly being laid to rest in every conceivable way... the ashes are already about us if we could but notice them.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.