I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

I smoke 'cos I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something.

Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!

The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.