The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

When you sleep I will creep Into your thoughts Like a bad debt That you can't pay Take the easy way and give in!

If you travel to Germany, it's still absolutely Germany. If you travel to Sweden, it still has a Swedish identity.

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme.

I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

I used to dream, and I used to vow; I wouldn't dream of it now.