The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

I'd love to...but only with you.

Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me.

With the world's fate resting on your shoulder - you're gonna need someone on your side. You can't do it by yourself any longer - you're gonna need someone on your side.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.