All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.

I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.

Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.

Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked.

You either approve of violence or you don't, and nothing on earth is more violent or extreme than the meat industry.

Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.