Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.
I lie a lot - it's really useful.
If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.
One can have great concern for the people of Ethiopia, but it's another thing to inflict daily torture on the people of England.
I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.
My love, wherever you are - whatever you are - don't lose faith. I know it's gonna happen someday to you.