Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve?

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began.

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

If you love animals, obviously it doesn't make sense to hurt them.