There is no such thing in life as normal.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

When you're younger, you see the people who are in power and think they must have that position because of some degree of skill. And as you get older, you realize it's not true, that most people in those positions are absolutely inept. And this naturally makes you feel better about yourself.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

I could only tolerate an afternoon if I took a triple amount of the stated dose of valium prescribed by my GP (who would soon take his own life).

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.