You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

We Hate William and Kate

When you're younger, you see the people who are in power and think they must have that position because of some degree of skill. And as you get older, you realize it's not true, that most people in those positions are absolutely inept. And this naturally makes you feel better about yourself.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.