I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!

I still prefer horses to human beings.

I was wasting my time, praying for love. For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist.

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

I've always assumed there's a dark river flowing beneath my fans' desires.