One can have great concern for the people of Ethiopia, but it's another thing to inflict daily torture on the people of England.

I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

I lie a lot - it's really useful.

If you respect or love animals you could never eat them. It's that simple

I'm dramatically underexposed. I demand more attention!

Anything is hard to find when you will not open your eyes