In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?

In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ?

One day I decided to try to have a complete day without tea. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

I don't like myself very much as a person, but I'm proud of what I create.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.