I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

If you love animals, obviously it doesn't make sense to hurt them.

We Hate William and Kate

The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.

Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.