I see the world, it makes me puke, But then I look at you and know, that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me.

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

I'd love to...but only with you.

All human activity is fruitless when pitted against the girls and boys singing on pop television, for they have found the answer as the rest of us search for the question. I will sing, too. If not, I will have to die.

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

I lie a lot - it's really useful.

Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.