And make no mistake, my friend, your pointless life will end; but before you go, can you look at the truth?

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.

My love, wherever you are - whatever you are - don't lose faith. I know it's gonna happen someday to you.

Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.