And make no mistake, my friend, your pointless life will end; but before you go, can you look at the truth?

The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

I'm fascinated by people in their eighties and nineties. Especially those who are still creating and living in an interesting way. I am fascinated by them because they have so much to say now that they've lived for so long.