Dogs have a lot of love.

If it shakes you in the right places, it's Gods gift.

I'm really just a country boy.

I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.

We can look, but we'd better not touch.

But most of all, the train that kept rollin' all night long of rock n' roll you cannot kill. It will live forever.

I do that a lot of authors still do not do is allow people to write directly to me. I get about 50 fan letters a day, and I answer every single one of them myself. It takes a lot of time and sometimes it's a pain in the neck and I answer the same questions over and over. But the truth is these people come to my readings clutching these letters saying, "You wrote me back. I can't believe you wrote me back", and I think it really means a lot for them to know that the author values them just as much as they value the author.