Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart