Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time and still tough as nails. I had heard he had a tough background, but there are two times in that interview when I teared up. I'm "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and I didn't cry, but I teared up. Ken saw me, and he almost started tearing up, too. I'd never experienced anything like that. To hear some of the things that he went through, my jaw was on the floor.

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.