I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.