Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

If you put a s infront of hitman, you have my exact thoughts on Bret Hart

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.