Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!
Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.
Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.