Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

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