Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!