Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

What I love about podcasting is it's guerilla radio. I don't have to stick to anybody's protocol or format. I can operate my show just like I want to, but at the end of the day, it's just a can of audio whoopa**. My show is built to entertain.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!