I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.