The electricity came on for the second time today wile we were eating. This may be a fool's paradise, but it's a paradise nonetheless.

Great, the worlds coming to an end and we're fixing it with Band-Aids

Maybe I'm wrong," Mom said. "Maybe the world really is coming to an end." "Should I try Fox News?" I asked. Mom shuddered. "We're not that desperate," she said.

Librarians! Librarians always know how to find out things. That was their job even before the Internet.

Lisa's baby was due about now. I've decided she had it and it was a girl. I've named her Rachel.

One of the more gratifying things about guilt is that it makes us feel important.

Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.