If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.

Life's sloppy...You think you know how tomorrow's going to be, you've made your plans, everything is set in place, and then the unimaginable happens. Life catches you by surprise. It always does. But there's good mixed in with the bad. It's there. You just have to recognize it.

The only way you can be the best at something is to be the best you can be.

Lisa's baby was due about now. I've decided she had it and it was a girl. I've named her Rachel.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.

Librarians! Librarians always know how to find out things. That was their job even before the Internet.

Back in the time when life was easy, the Internet would have told me what I needed to know. The great thing about the Internet was it didn't care why you were asking.