Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

Isn't there a mirror someplace where you can go admire yourself?" "I never knew a woman so hung up on my good looks." "All your women are hung up on your good looks. They just pretend it's your personality.

E-mail creates the illusion that you're writing. You're not.

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

Just out of curiosity, sweetheart; did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?

Thanks to April,” she whispered, “you have the wedding you’ve dreamed about ever since you were a little girl.” Dean’s boom of laughter was one more reason she loved this man with all her heart.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.