I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.

ignore the pain, play through it.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Isn't there a mirror someplace where you can go admire yourself?" "I never knew a woman so hung up on my good looks." "All your women are hung up on your good looks. They just pretend it's your personality.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?