You can't do extraordinary things in the world if you're spending time criticizing others because they don't look or behave the way you think they should.

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.

My website bulletin board is the place I interact with my readers.

His writer's words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn't find a single wisecrack to put up between them.

I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics." "Former Sunday School teachers don't go around without their underwear." "You show me where it says that in the Bible.

Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.

So, Beav, tell me about yourself." "I'm Blue." "Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either." "My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.