You can't do extraordinary things in the world if you're spending time criticizing others because they don't look or behave the way you think they should.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Be the best at what you're good at

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.

There was something about a man with a shovel, and the sweat on his neck might as well have been chocolate sauce. It wasn't fair. Brains and brawns should be two separate categories, not bundled into one irresistible package. She needed to pull herself together before she went after him with a spoon. But where to start?

Figure out what depletes you creatively and get it out out of your life. (This doesn't apply to spouse and kids.) Give yourself permission to put garbage on the screen. A lot of days it's the only way you'll be able to keep going. You can clean it up later.