[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?

"Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense." "Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion."

wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?' As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

Before you go anywhere, Mr. Football Player,” Nita said, “I want to know exactly what your intentions are toward my Blue.

I don't need to be fixed anymore. That job's already been done. I love you, Annabelle. -Heath Champion-