[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.

His mother?" Gracie couldn't believe it. Suzy Denton looked much too young to be his mother. And much too respectable. "But you're not a-" She cut herself off in mid-sentence as she realized what she'd almost let slip. Suzy's wedding ring clicked against the steering wheel as she gave it a hard smack. "I'm going to kill him! He's been telling that hooker story again, hasn't he?

When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that's so, I'll be a nervous wreck before the honeymoon's over. Although, if they do it in front of me..." He went still. "Did you just propose to me?" She bristled. "Do you have a problem with that?" The scoreboard lit up, and he gave the world a high five. "God, I love you.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.