Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

He shook his head. "The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I'm going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say? I say, thank you. Then I tell you I like yours and what do I hear? A long lists of grievances.

Just out of curiosity, sweetheart; did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?

The question is… How did a girl like Annabelle manage to talk a man like you into joining our silly little family party?” Annabelle smiled sweetly. “I promised he could tie me up afterward and spank me.

If I could put my brain in her body, the world would be mine for the taking.

There was something missing inside me I was trying to fill up, but I went about doing it the wrong way. But there sure isn't anything missing inside me now, because you're there.

Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.