As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

You can't do extraordinary things in the world if you're spending time criticizing others because they don't look or behave the way you think they should.

We’re only human.” “One of us, anyway. The other’s a reptile.” “Harsh, Annabelle. Very harsh.

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.

The question is… How did a girl like Annabelle manage to talk a man like you into joining our silly little family party?” Annabelle smiled sweetly. “I promised he could tie me up afterward and spank me.

I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you.

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.” “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.