As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

Colin : “Perhaps now is the time to tell you that I have a weakness for agreeable women.” Sugar Beth : “Well, that sure does leave me out.” Colin : “Exactly. With agreeable women, I’m unendingly considerate. Gallant even.” Sugar Beth : “But with tarts like me, the gloves are off, is that it?” Colin : “I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.” She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

You’re the most important thing in the world to me. I know you don’t believe it, but I’m going to prove it to you.

Save your sweet talk for later, Daphne. The garbage guys just drove up with the new Dumpster." "Shut the lid after you climb in.

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.