I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics." "Former Sunday School teachers don't go around without their underwear." "You show me where it says that in the Bible.

I married a damned cereal killer

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

I'm not living in the shadows anymore. I want to walk in the sun. But I can't do that without you.

There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart

Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.