She gave Pretty Boy a surreptitious glance. Did he honestly expect her to believe he was gay? True, there were the gay boots and those stunning good looks. But, even so, he blasted enough heterosexual mega-wattage to light up the entire female population. Which he’d undoubtedly been doing since he shot out of the birth canal, glimpsed his reflection in the obstetrician’s eyeglasses, and gave the world a high five.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband

‎"There’s no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.