The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.
If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.
Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it.
If you're not having fun, you're the asshole.
When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.
You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.