Susan Messing Quotes

You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.

If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault.

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

Symmetry looks good to us; we want more of it.

I deal with the depraved, the sick, the pathetic, the disturbing and the profoundly depressed. I will try it all on. I will try on what I am and what I never want to be. And everything I wanted to be, but never can be. I can be a supermodel, or your worst nightmare. Off-stage, I just get to leave it, and nobody thinks I'm like that. This is what prevents me from being a psychopath and a sociopath, my time on stage.

If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.

The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.

If you're not having fun, you're the asshole.