The longer you wait, the more the jump rope becomes a big steel cable.
When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.
If you're not having fun, you're the asshole.
You’re only limited by your lack of imagination and fear of appearing stupid.
If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.
If I don't have fun, it's my own damn fault.