We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike

Girls with the beauty-and-brains thing going on are the most intimidating girls in the world.

I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma.

Somewhere underneath it all, I know he doesn't deserve to take up space in my brain.

It's weird how time can change something you thought would always stay the same.

No two people can see the world in the same way. No matter what you’re looking at, no one is seeing it the same way you are.

I mean, maybe under the surface, somewhere that's hard to see, I've known it had to end for a long time. I just never thought I'd be the one to end it.