If you want, I can carry you—” “I’m fine,” she said shortly. “Let’s go.” He’d said that wrong. He should have said, “I want to carry you.

If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules, too? Unless your penises make you magically bulletproof.

Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something.

My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne.

Sometimes it takes you awhile to get to it, but you always get there, and what you say is always worth waiting for.

He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet.

You couldn't attach a 'but' to 'I love you'. You could onlt attach an 'and'.