Forget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids.

Forget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids.

I know the M-word makes you nervous, but yeah. I'm talking about the big, permanent friendship. A little different from what Joe and Charles had, though. See, I want to be the kind of best friends who make love every night, who share all their darkest secrets and favorite jokes, and maybe even someday make babies together. I know that kind of friendship requires hard work, but you know, I'm pretty good at hard work. ~ Tom Paoletti, "The Unsung Hero

If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules, too? Unless your penises make you magically bulletproof.

I'm a fan of meeting readers face to face, at reader events, where we're able to sit down and take some time to talk.

You couldn't attach a 'but' to 'I love you'. You could onlt attach an 'and'.

He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet.