Forget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids.

Forget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids.

My favorite color is you.

Marriage equality is coming, and not merely to a theater near you.

If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules, too? Unless your penises make you magically bulletproof.

Two Navy SEALs versus one angry seven-month-old," he mused, "The odds could go either way.

Sometimes it takes you awhile to get to it, but you always get there, and what you say is always worth waiting for.