If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.

They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.