GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.