I'm having a difficult time killing my parents
GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.
If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.
They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.
I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.