There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.