I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.
Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.
I'm having a difficult time killing my parents
There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.
When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.