Work harder than anyone else around you.
My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.
GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.
If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.
Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.