I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

Work harder than anyone else around you.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.

They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.